1. Trust me, there are going to be photos come Friday if I can manage to get my hands on one.  I’m so excited.  I haven’t had a new phone in 3 1/2 years and my current phone is a so much of a joke it hurts.There will also be photos of my current sorry-ass-excuse of a phone.  It’s entirely laughable.But yeah, haters are going to hate. I bet if they had one coming they’d be stoked too - especially after dropping nearly 1200 on it and its accessories.gemmaisagem gakaga

    Trust me, there are going to be photos come Friday if I can manage to get my hands on one.  I’m so excited.  I haven’t had a new phone in 3 1/2 years and my current phone is a so much of a joke it hurts.

    There will also be photos of my current sorry-ass-excuse of a phone.  It’s entirely laughable.

    But yeah, haters are going to hate. I bet if they had one coming they’d be stoked too - especially after dropping nearly 1200 on it and its accessories.

    gemmaisagem gakaga

  2. Why don't you shut up about your new phone already. We get it. You're getting the new iphone. Move on.
    Anonymous

    Don’t be jelly. It’s an ugly trait.

    Also, you don’t want to hear about my new iPhone?  There is this marvelous thing called an unfollow button.  Damn, who’d have thought.

  3. Why are you leaving Stuart? What's wrong with you?
    Anonymous

    I’m not?

    Also, no need to send this twice.  I got it the first time.

    p.s.  Nothing is wrong with me; I’m fabulous.  ;D

  4. Fuck it.

    I’m not waiting up to three weeks for my phone. I’m going to stand in line on Friday.

    Wee. -_-

  5. (Source: sn00zy, via gemmaisagem)

  6. It is 1:45am.

    It is 83 degrees F right now (28C), with higher than usual humidity (55%).

    The apartment makes it even warmer.

    Fuck this.  I’m sweating my ass off and this is not cool.

    Also, pun not intended.

  7. freshprincemomma:

    may-mommy-and-daughter:

    I follow teen moms but I want to follow other moms my age! Please and thank you!! I’m 23 from Canada with a 16 month old girl :)

    Oh shit, I went to scroll past but I’m freaking 20 now….what the hell. How did that happen…

    23 California 18 month old twin sons

  8. Ugh. I’m so pissed.

    I ordered my iPhone at 12:14am. Like, confirmation page at 12:14.

    No tracking number. No charge to my card. Nothing.

    So I called them up earlier and was like, “Hey, wtf?” ESPECIALLY since people who ordered 10+minutes after me already have tracking numbers for the same phone down to the color.

    Turns out for WHATEVER reason my order didn’t process until 1:52am. So I’m not getting my phone shipped out until next month.

    Honestly, I would’ve ordered from the apple store app if I had known this was going to happen. This is bullshit.

    And I can’t wait in line because Stuart works.

    What was the fucking point.

    Technology fails me. We’ve never been a good match.

  9. Stuart and I: Agree to try to fix computer to save a few bucks a couple of weeks ago.

    Me: Backs most everything up before screen craps out. Then opens computer, finds the problem, finds parts on official website, call up to be like “wtf?” on the prices and make sure it’s not a glitch, confirmed prices, proceeds to find cheapie authentic parts on eBay for $35, feels good and goes to order.

    Stuart: After all of that, recommends I buy a new computer and removes the eBay page and puts up the computer store page.

    …what was the point in anything?

  10. Boom. Frayed wire.

Called it.

    Boom. Frayed wire.

    Called it.

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